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Survival guide to the 4chan raid tomorrow.

loseyourclothesinthecrowd:

-Don’t click any links, even if its someone you’ve been following forever. Its easy to make one link appear as another. Someone could have made it a virus. -Change your password to something INCREDIBLY hard to guess but easy to remember. If you get hacked, chances are that your hacker needs to guess it. -Put in your Tumblr description that (only for people who follow back) that you will follow back as soon as this 4chan thing is over. -Even if they say WHAT IS AIR, give out a popular tumblr name, whatever, DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR TUMBLR URL. Inform all of your followers of this. Now that they know it they can hack easier and find out private information. If one of your followers get hacked you may be hacked also, along with who you’re following. -Don’t post a lot tomorrow, especially if you usually get a lot of notes. -If you have a good virus blocker, use it or try to download one. -For Windows, put up your firewall. Anyone else.. put up any virus blocks possible.

It seems like I’m making a huge deal about this but 4chan is stronger than us. They already got Jessi Slaughters address, phone number, from her Formspring, Tumblr, Piczo, Myspace, and YouTube. In a span of a day. This will go on for probably a week. Be careful, guys.

Or, y’know, you could be smart about this and lurk /b/ to watch everyone’s move.

Remember kids, every good weakness is exploited by going into enemy territory. There’s no need for mass panic, no, no. You need to think by tactic, and in this mean, you need to become a /b/tard. Learn why they rage, then counter-attack. Even if they shutdown Tumblr with their LOIC and hack your tumblr, there’s a counter to everything.

change your email to a junk email, make your password something dumb that nobody could guess (( like the tripcodes on 4chan, those are just random shits of numbers )) and write it down if you can’t remember it, just don’t write down what it’s for. Anonymous might be full of internet hackers, but when you think like one, you’ll be surprised at the defense mechanisms you can come up with.

I, however, am not taking sides in this war. /b/ and Tumblr are both my homes, yes, and I’d rather not choose who to attack. However, I will be defending my own Tumblr and I will be lurking /b/.

As for the anons on /b/ that might be taking part in this raid, I get u mad over this whole ‘U STOLE OUR MEMES WE HAVE TO KILL YOU’ but do you not realize how the memes got here in the first place?

your own /b/rethren brought them here

You can’t rage that hipsters and cancerfags are now into memes, because memes are funny. They spread like fire, hell, are you going to try and take down Funnyjunk and KnowYourMeme.com next too? Shit, you might as well take on Encyclopedia Dramatica down as well.

tl;dr /b/ i am dissapoint

OH LOOK I MADE AN OPINION

(Source: f-o-r-rue)

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one hundred truths~

100 truths

1. Real name: Hailee Deanne Lamoureux
2. Nickname(s): Hails, Roo.
3. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
4. Male or female: Girl >:3
5. Elementary School: White Rock Elementary~
6. Middle School: Glovertown Academy
7. High School: Semiahmoo Secondary
8. Hair color: errr..kinda a brown blonde..ish.
9. Tall or short: short - -
10. Hometown: White Rooooock.
11. Sweats or Jeans: i…dont…know o.o
12. Phone or Camera: Phone. it has a camera -w-
13. Health freak: fooood D:
14. Orange or Apple: OH GOD. uhhhhh. iunno :c
15. Do you have a crush on someone? AHAHA yeah > <
16. Eat or Drink: non-alchoholic drink >:3
17. Piercings: uh. ears and top of ear…
18. Pepsi or Coke: APPLE JUICE :D

HAVE YOU EVER?
19. Been in an airplane: Yeaaaah
20. Been in a relationship: mhm - -
21. Been in a car accident: nope >:3
22. Been in a fist fight: with my dad…playfully o.o
23. First piercing: ears :D
24. First best friend: Ahna >:D
25. First award: the most amazing baby on earth >:3 ~~not really, kindergarten.~~

26. First crush: I think Matt - -

27. First word: muum

28. Last person you saw: ahna and elisa
29. Last person you talked to in person: ..ahna and elisa..
30. Last person you texted: katherinnee~
31. Last person you watched a movie with: dez >:D
32. Last food you ate: uh…hot dog things….and some mexican thing.
33. Last movie you watched: Vampires Assistant.
34. Last song you listen to: FAIRLY ODD PARENTS >:D
35. Last thing you bought: uh. food at the caff.
36. Last person you hugged: eliiissaaaa.

FAVE:
37. Food: Sushi~
38. Band/Singer: uhhh..I have too many - -
39. Bottoms: skinnies or leggings o.o
40. Flower: Roses :3
41. Animal: COOOWWS. and wolves :3
42. Colors: Neon Blue and…er….rainbows -w-
43. Movies: 9 , Paranormal Activity 2 , TOTORO <3 <3 <3
44. Subjects: Band..and I guess Science..

HAVE YOU EVER:(Put an X in the brackets if yes)
45. [x]fell in love with someone.
46. [x] celebrated Halloween.
47. [x] had your heart broken…
48. [UNLIMITED AS ALWAYS] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone.
49. [ ] had someone question my sexual orientation.
50. [x] achieved a big goal you’ve set for yourself
51. [ ] got pregnant.
52. [ ] had an abortion.
53. [x] did something I regret.
54. [x] broke a promise.
55. [x] hid a secret.
56. [x] pretended to be happy.
57. [x] met someone who changed your life.
58. [x] pretended to be sick.
59. [ ] left the country.
60. [x] tried something you normally wouldn’t try and liked it.
61. [x] cried over the silliest thing.
62. [ ] ran a mile.
63. [x] went to the beach with your best friend.
64. [x] got into an argument with your friends.
65. [ ] hated someone.
66. [x] stayed single for 2 years.

DOING NOW:
67. Eating: nothingg
68. Drinking: well my Jones is over there > >
69. Listening: to Ahna yap > <
70. Sitting/Laying: Sitting
71. Plans for today: sleeping -w- and…being amazing.
72. Waiting: MY BIRTHDAAAY

YOUR FUTURE:
73. Want kids? ADOPTING.
74. Want to get married? Yeah >:3
75. Career: Singer :D or…uh….something with Animals :3
76. Live: I wanna stay here :3 but SOMEWHERE IN ASIA WOULD BE EPIC >:D
77. Piercing: my…nose i think..and my ears again….and maybe a lip - -
78. Romantic or spontaneous: err D:
79. House: big…but not large D:
80. Car/Transportation: A CAMARO >:3 or…some kinda muscle car..
81. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
82. Looks or personality: personality. looks are a bonus, I guess…but they count a teensy bit.

HAVE YOU EVER:
83. Lost glasses/contacts: nuuu.
84. Snuck out of a house: actually..no.
85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: newwwp

86. Killed somebody: ahaa noooo l3
87. Broken someone’s heart? I hope not :c
88. Been in love: I guess…maybe…
89. Cried when someone died: Yeaah :c MooMoo today D:

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Yourself: ha. no -D-
91. Miracles:I gueess
92. Love at first sight: Mgh…maybe :/
93. Heaven: yuh huh :D
94. Santa Clause: NO COLTON, I’M SANTA >:C
95. Sex on the first date: whats sex :D ?
96. Kiss on the first date: meh. iunno.

TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: yeaaah :D
98. Do you know who your real friends are: er. I hope :3
99. Do you believe in God: YEAAH :D
100. Post as 100 truths? with a squiggle~

LAST SEASON :”””c

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4chan will fail.

elegantlyterrifying:

derpingroberto:

Wanna know why?

They may have attacks like proxies and all that high-tech stuff.

But we have our special defense move:

And it will be super effective.

OH GOD.

I’M ACTUALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER.

OUR OWN TROLL WOULD BE LOOKING AFTER US.

but yeah, whatever. 4chan can o what they want, i really don’t give a fuck if they want to hack my account and put gore and sex all over it. It would probably be a better blog than it is now.